PLUTO II

KOHARU created group communication

KOHARU: Hello everyone! I have found that Hermes is too large for us to communicate across him naturally, so I have made a group communication for us.

ALIA: oml

ALIA: good idea!!!!

EL: thumb up

0X771: THA

EL: haha bad at typinf

0X771: THANK YUO

ALIA: awww Z!!! U’ll get tge hang of it!!!

KOHARU: I believe so as well!

0X771: （＾∇＾）

EL: how

KOHARU: (*≧∀≦*)

EL: how

ALIA: ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

EL: evil

ALIA: we need silly nicknames!!!!

KOHARU: ?

EL: agre

KOHARU: Would that not make communication more confusing?

ALIA: stop using fancy words to confuse me on how 2 answer

ALIA: silly nicknames r a gooooooo!!!!!

ALIA changed ALIA’s name to MOM

MOM changed EL’s name to DAD

MOM changed KOHARU’s name to BABY

MOM: cause w r famiiiiiilyyyyy !!!

DAD: ha

DAD: cute

MOM: the nicknames or me :3

DAD: both

BABY: There is no flirting allowed in the public channel!

DAD: buzzkill

DAD: go to your room your grounded

BABY: ?

MOM: go on!!! ur grounded for the rest of th week!!! think abt what uve done!!!

BABY: What in the world are you two talking about?

DAD: (we are mom and dad you are the baby get it)

BABY: Oh.

BABY: Um…

BABY: Waaaaaah?

MOM: YEAHHAHHHHHHHH

DAD: real family….

MOM: life is so beautiful

DAD: my beautiful gf

DAD: [smooch.png]

0X771: LVE

0X771: LOVE

BABY: You two are adorable. What planet are you visiting?

MOM: kalis !!!!

BABY: Please do not gamble too much…

MOM: no promises ;3

DAD: destitution incoming

DAD: 💸

0X771: HELP

DAD: wgats wrong

MOM: are u ok Z!!!!

0X771: HOW TO

MOM: How to????

DAD: how to wha

DAD: t

0X771: NAME

BABY: She is asking how to change her screen name.

DAD: why

0X771: MATCH

MOM: oml she’s right!!! We all match but Z :(

0X771: YES

BABY: Big Sister, do it!

DAD: on it

DAD changed 0X771’s name to BABY MONITOR

MOM: oml

DAD: its true

BABY MONITOR: AGREE

BABY: I do not need to be monitored! ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ

DAD: you do

MOM: u do :/

BABY MONITOR: INCORRECT

BABY: This is bullying. I will be contacting SR.

MOM: u r SR silly!!!

BABY: Exactly! Muahahaha! (ToT)/~~~

DAD: damn

DAD: foul play

BABY MONITOR: UNETHICAL

BABY: >:3

MOM: hiiiiiiii team!!!! Im on LoRa-12 rite now do u guys want anything!!!!!

MOM: theres a huuuuuuuge festival going on so everything is cheap!!!

DAD: orbs

BABY: Oh! I will ask for some stationary, please! Thank you, Alia! ^_^

MOM: oak Ko!!! <3

MOM: el which orbs thats so vague

DAD: the tatsry ones

DAD: n]snack orbs

DAD: you know what i mean

BABY: Do you mean the Ghuras?

DAD: yea that

MOM: B more specific next time babe :P

MOM: @BABY MONITOR do u want anything Z????

BABY MONITOR: I WOULD L

BABY MONITOR: HHHHN

BABY MONITOR: CLOY

BABY MONITOR: CLOTHG

BABY: I believe she means new sewing materials. Atom is growing out of their pajamas.

BABY MONITOR: YES

MOM: on it!!!

MOM: an sent over invites 4 his wedding!!!

MOM: him n amelie r getting marrieeeeed :3

BABY: He and, not him and.

BABY: Nonetheless, congratulate him for me!

DAD: ko chill about grammar

BABY: No.

DAD: glad ame is gettin it together

MOM: same w an!!

BABY: When is the wedding?

MOM: an sayyyyyysssss

MOM: one sec

MOM: okokok an says next dome month

MOM: so not 4 a while

BABY MONITOR: HAPPY

MOM: lol z what were u doing???

MOM: normally u respond fast

BABY MONITOR: SEW ATOM

MOM: oooh!! im glad ur getting more time to sew :3

DAD: are we wedding party

DAD: like

DAD: rent out strippers and drugs

DAD: for party

MOM: noooooooo !!

MOM: we r the grooms guys but

MOM: no strippers babe :/

DAD: no drugs

MOM: yea no drugs

MOM: an is CLEAN now babyyyyy!!!

DAD: boring

BABY: I, for one, am relieved there will be no drugs or scantily clad women.

DAD: scanly clad

DAD: just say strippers

BABY: No.

DAD: so boring

DAD: live

BABY: I can live just fine without talk of strippers.

BABY: Oh no.

DAD: ha

DAD: you said it

MOM: they grow up so fast :,3

MOM: @DAD can you come back to the ship early pls!!

DAD: yea

DAD: whats up

MOM: ko’s having a having a hard time tonight

DAD: be home soon

MOM: GUYS

MOM: GUYS

MOM: GUYS

MOM: GUYS

DAD: what

MOM: GUYS

MOM: GUESS WHAT 2DAY IS

BABY: Oh!

BABY: It has been one year, has it not?

DAD: huh

BABY MONITOR: CORRECT

BABY MONITOR: ANNiVERSREY

BABY MONITOR: ANN

MOM: YOU GOT IT Z

BABY MONITOR: ANNIVERSARY

MOM: YEAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

BABY: Hooray!

DAD: woo

DAD: wait its been a year

DAD: wild

BABY: We should celebrate!

MOM: omg babe……… make us a cake…..

DAD: ok

MOM: YESSSSSSSSS

BABY: Zero, where are you?

BABY: Big sisters are very intoxicated.

BABY: Joe is as well, but he is handling it better.

BABY MONITOR: WIH CAPTAIN

BABY MONITOR: COMIN G

BABY: Thank you. We are by the entrance.

BABY: Neither of you are ever allowed to drink again. Atom is starting to research alcohol.

MOM: ur so meeeeeeean………..

MOM: it was a WEDDING ppl drink

BABY: I am not hearing it. Court adjourned.

BABY MONITOR: ADJOURNED

MOM: :(

DAD: dont worry babe

DAD: all the booze at our wedding

MOM: oml

MOM: is this a proposal

DAD: ;)

MOM: BAHHAHHHAHHHAHAHA come meet me in the lounge we r not doing this over text

BABY: Zero.

BABY: You may want to start recording. Just in case.

BABY MONITOR: YES

BABY: Might one of you read over my most recent draft?

BABY: [pluto1.txt]

MOM: oooooo lemme look

MOM: hmmmm

MOM: oml its so good!!!

MOM: u put the commas after the quotes tho

BABY: ?

BABY: That is how it is supposed to be.

MOM: no its not????

MOM: its comma quote

BABY: What.

MOM: yea ko

MOM: z tell her

BABY MONITOR: YES

BABY MONITOR: COMMA QOUTE

BABY: What.

MOM: yea and z uses 21st century grammar cause she wuz juice

MOM: so like

MOM: its not just a shift over time

BABY: What.

MOM: wait hav you been doing quote comma your whole life?????

BABY: Yes.

BABY: Yes, I have.

MOM: oml

MOM: are you gna be ok

BABY: No.

BABY: I am going to kill myself.

MOM: KO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOM: I MS ORYRY

MOM: I LOEB YOUUUUU

BABY: I am exaggerating.

BABY: But I will be sulking while I edit every piece I have ever written.

MOM: do u want company

BABY: Yes. I am in the library.

MOM: omw!!!!

DAD: ok im at the store what shud i get

DAD: they have some yellow n green ones

DAD: is that too basic

MOM: ???

MOM: yellow green wat????

MOM: what shop r u at

BABY: Fruits.

MOM: ????

MOM: why r yellow fruits basic

BABY: Too many of them.

DAD: yeah

MOM: oh lol ok!!!

MOM: get sum valorberries pleeeeeez

DAD: ok

MOM: IT WASNT FRUIT

MOM: IT WAS OUR ENGAGEMENT JEWELRY WASNT IT

MOM: YELLOW AND GREEN

MOM: LIKE OUR PENDANTS

DAD: you got me

DAD: was meant for our priv chat

BABY: Luckily, I was able to rescue big Sister from spoiling the surprise.

DAD: saving my ass as always

DAD: my lil trooper

BABY: Aw, big Sister…

MOM: YOU HAVE A PRIVATEV CHAT>???

MOM: WITHOUT ME???

BABY: Yes.

BABY: For engagement purposes.

DAD: sorry babe

DAD: you can go mak e one without me if you want

MOM: I do want!!!! D:

MOM: do u think ko will be ok

DAD: yeah

DAD: shes a tough kid

DAD: shell pull through

MOM: i know

MOM: but gorn man

MOM: visiting miss hosh is always so

DAD: fucked up

MOM: yea

MOM: shes so awful

MOM: i wish ko wouldnt visit her

DAD: i wish you wouldnt visit your parents babe

DAD: but people get into unhealthy dynamics with family

MOM: yea

MOM: ugh

MOM: can u go check on her

DAD: was already on my way

DAD: bringing soup

MOM: ur such a mama foxog

MOM: killer must b proud

DAD: he is

DAD: i think hes with ko n atom already

MOM: kk

MOM: uodate me

MOM: pls

DAD: will do

DAD: we nappin

DAD: I am feeling much better. I apologize. -Koharu

MOM: DONT say sporry ko

MOM: im coming to cuddl e too get ready

MOM: kissy kissy

MOM: 4 the venue

MOM: i think viribor wedding, dome honeymoon

DAD: sounds gud

DAD: but z and ko are coming right

MOM: to the honeymoon???

MOM: those are like

MOM: for

MOM: um

MOM: things

DAD: what things

BABY: Sex.

BABY MONITOR: GASJP

MOM: HOW DO U KNOW ABT SEX

DAD: shes like a billion years old

MOM: 14 IN EVRY WAY THT MATTERS

BABY MONITOR: BOTH CORREC T

BABY MONITOR: DEPENDING

BABY: I had sex education courses in school.

BABY: Also, the sexual nature of honeymoons is common knowledge.

BABY MONITOR: CORRECT

MOM: they grow up so fast……

DAD: we can bang whenever

DAD: dome adventures are rare

DAD: whole family

DAD: not just honeymoon

DAD: celebration

BABY: Big Sister…

MOM: BABE……

MOM: U R SO SWEET

MOM: ok no R rated times just adventures

BABY: Hooray!

DAD: woah

DAD: never said none

MOM: oml

MOM: babe

BABY: Zero, get the spray bottle.

BABY MONITOR: SPRAY SPTRY

MOM: NOOOOOOOOOO

DAD: aaaaaa

MOM: okokokokokokok

MOM: got a nice garden in my hometown booked 4 the ceremony

MOM: hows the dome?

DAD: staying at ames inn

DAD: her treat

DAD: silas is giving me his leads

DAD: letting us take over for the week

DAD: woo

MOM: woooooo!!!!!!

BABY: That sounds very nice. I am excited!

BABY: Zero and I have also been working on the monetary aspects, as you asked.

BABY: Kurami has offered to fund the wedding.

BABY: She said she does not need to be present.

MOM: o

MOM: hmmmmm

MOM: shes not gonna come?

DAD: good

DAD: i love spending rich money

DAD: $$$$$$$

MOM: yea lets take her up on it!!!!

MOM: hav u been talking to her more ko??

BABY: In a way.

BABY: Our time spent apart has been good for us both.

BABY: She mentioned counselling.

MOM: eyyyyy!!

DAD: w

DAD: but still fuck her

MOM: yea >:(

BABY: Haha

BABY: Thank you.

BABY: I won’t say I disagree.

DAD: tell

MOM: ?????

DAD: ko

BABY: I was telling Big Sister about the 22nd century media.

MOM: oooooo

MOM: what got el so excited !!!!

BABY: Batman.

MOM: ????

DAD: man dress as bat

DAD: kill people

DAD: epic

BABY: He does not kill. That is an extremely important part of his character.

DAD: tell about hood

BABY: He had a sidekick turned anti-hero called red hood. Big Sister thinks they are alike.

DAD: guns

DAD: cool

DAD: dead mom

BABY: Ouch.

MOM: oml i kinda see it

MOM: do u think the terra archives have anything on him???

BABY MONITOR: YES

BABY MONITOR: EXTENSIVE

BABY MONITOR: WELL ARCHIVED

BABY: There was a large overlap in archivists and fans of Batman.

BABY: What I mean to say is, they were both nerds.

DAD: ha

DAD: like you

BABY: I have never denied that fact.

DAD: boring

DAD: z archives

DAD: please

BABY MONITOR: YES

BABY MONITOR: STOP AT RECH-2

BABY MONITOR: GET

DAD: woo

BABY: I would like to come as well.

BABY: Perhaps some of my childhood media has been recorded….

BABY: Alyssa is very nice.

BABY: I can see the resemblance between us you mentioned, Big Sister.

MOM: ik!!!

MOM: u 2 r so cute together oml

BABY: We are trying on dresses. Alyssa is in the changing room.

BABY: I am relieved Kurami is covering the wedding… clothing is quite expensive.

MOM: ooooo!!!!

MOM: anything cute???

BABY: A few. We will send the photos all together later.

MOM: oak!!!!

BABY MONITOR: TOMORROW

BABY: Tomorrow!

MOM: TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!

DAD: chill

MOM: :(

DAD: tomorrow

MOM: YEAAAAAAA

MOM: an got us a new comm system as his wedding prezzie!!!

MOM: its sooooo cool it has video calls n voice 2 text

BABY: Ooh!

DAD: yeah

DAD: switching

BABY MONITOR: BIGGRE KEYBOAFD?

MOM: lol yea z the keyboards r bigger!!!

BABY: You can finally type properly, Zero!

BABY MONITOR: YAY

MOM: ok come to the lounge ill get it all set up

DAD: k

BABY: On my way!

BABY MONITOR: OMING